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Does your hummus smell worse than it normally does?

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It's not the hummus.

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It's coming from him.

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That's my new cogngne.

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It's called "Impurity."

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- Aah, hey!
- Whoa, dude!

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Check it out. Swathmore academy students.

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Perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect teeth--

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Perfectly disgusting.

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They must have finally realized

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Phil makes the best falafel in town.

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Put it in a doggie bag, you.

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It's for our dogs.

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Can you imagine?

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He thought we were going to eat this.

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What's next-- should we go bathe

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In the mall fountain?

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Oh, uh, not-- not from 3:00 to 4:00.

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That's Jerry time.

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Hello, Jerry.

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I wish I could stay,

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But my poor pug is starving.

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Woof.

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"My poor pug is starving."

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"Woof."

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Who talks like that?

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Unfortunately, no one I know.

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They think they're so much better than us

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just because they go to a private school.

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Well, we are eating their dog food.

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And they're a week away from showing us up again

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during seaford on parade.

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You know, I thought our float last year was a winner.

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It was ernie the janitor sitting in a shopping cart

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with a tube sock on his head.

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Winner.

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I don't know why they always win the float competition.

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I mean, what was so impressive

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about their giant space shuttle last year?

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It flew.

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Don't you get all tough with me

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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me

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And we could have a ball,run up the wall

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That's just how we do

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And no matter how much I chop and punch

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It's not as cool as kickin' it with you

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Here we go,let's start the party

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Chop it up like it's karate

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Everybody

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Don't you get all tough with me

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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me

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And we could have a ball,run up the wall

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That's just how we do

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And no matter how much I chop and punch

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It's not as cool as kickin' it with you.

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Guess what guys.

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I was selected to be the head of the float committee

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because I am the only person

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who even has a chance of pulling it off.

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no one else wanted the job, did they?

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No, they did not.

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It's already seaford on parade?

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I hate this time of year.

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What's wrong with seaford on parade?

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this is the week where the whole town is reminded

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of the horrible thing I let happen.

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The year was 1996.

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- Oh, no.
- Yep. Here we go.

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I was proudly pushing the seaford float down the street.

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My theme-- the mighty lentil,

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In honor of seaford's number one crop.

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I love a good lentil story.

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Out of nowhere, ten-- nay!

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100 rich kids from swathmore academy

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attacked me, led by Teddy Kavanagh.

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Oh, I fought back.

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But when the dust settled,

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the seaford high flag was gone

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and my lentil had been...

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violated.

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Our flag has been held captive

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by swathmore ever since.

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Rudy, that happened a long time ago.

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You're an adult now. Just go over there and get it back.

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Yeah.

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Maybe you're right.

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I am gonna March right over to swathmore academy

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And get back what teddy kavanagh took from me.

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Do you have any more good lentil stories?

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Hundreds. Here are my top five.

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Oh, no. Not again.

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Ladies, ladies. Me, me. Thank you.

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One of you lucky lasses

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will be crowned the pearl of seaford.

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During the parade, you will ride in regal splendor

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in this big plastic clam.

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Ha ha!

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That's right.

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This will be some special lady's throne, hmm?

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This thing is soaking wet.

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Gross!

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Cat pee!

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Eww!

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Sweaty girl in her pajamas

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just bumped into me.

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Sorry, I was distracted by the giant toilet seat.

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That is the clam for the pearl of seaford pageant.

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Whatever.

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Too bad they don't have something

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for you plain seaford high girls.

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Excuse me?

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You're not beauty pageant material.

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You're what we call...

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Not beauty pageant material.

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Really? Well.

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Maybe it's time for one of us plain seaford high girls

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to be the pearl.

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Never happening, hon.

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No seaford high girl will ever know the pleasures

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of sitting in that clam.

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- We'll see about that.
- Oh, yes, we will.

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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

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No. Oh! Oh, my!

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no, I don't believe it!

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That seaford high girl

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is getting all up in our clamshell!

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Yes, I could get used to this.

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I feel like a real princess.

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Why is this wet?

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Oh-- oh!

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Oh, my g--

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Ohh!

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Mighty polo mallets, what happened?!

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There was all these kids,

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And they were just--

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Earthquake.

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Wait a minute.

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Teddy Kavanagh?

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You're the headmaster of swathmore?

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Oh, I remember you.

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You were the little lentil boy.

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What was-- Rudy tootie fresh and fruity.

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I just go by Rudy now.

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Oh, I've heard you've done well.

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Teaching jazzercise in a strip mall, isn't it?

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Actually, I teach karate.

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I'm a third-degree black belt

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and there's a flavor named after me at the fro-yo den.

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What's it called?

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Rudy tootie fresh and fruity.

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Mm...

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Look, 16 years ago, you had your fun

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and you took the seaford high flag.

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And-- and I'm here because I want it back.

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I'm daffy for taffy.

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Rudy...

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You're never getting that flag.

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When I took it, seaford high

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officially became the home of the losers.

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Fine.

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I'll leave.

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But there is something you should know.

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I'm the one who pulled down your curtains,

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spilled your ink, and broke your swingy ball thingy.

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Ha ha!

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Uh, do you validate parking?

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Wrong, wrong, wrong.

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Turn around.

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Oh, sweetie, wronger.

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What were you thinking when you put on that abomination?

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My aunt loaned me this dress.

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Let me say this as delicately as I can...

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Your aunt does not love you.

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You know, the pageant's a pretty big deal this year.

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The winner gets a crown and gets to go to England

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to represent seaford for a month.

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I don't care about crowns or England.

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I just want to wipe that smug smirk off of Claire's face.

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Farm girl--

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You want to win, this is what you do.

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Get yourself over to gown depot.

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Talk to Georgio, tell him I sent you,

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and that you need...

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The disaster package.

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Make it work, Kimberly.

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I don't need you or Georgio's help.

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Give me that.

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Jack, this float thing is killing me.

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I don't have a theme.

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I'm blocked. I'm freaking out, man!

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- I'm freaking out!  - Eddie.

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Eddie, man, just calm down.

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We'll help you come up with an idea. Right, guys?

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Yeah, let's just do a little free association.

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You know, spitball.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that may work.

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Uh, why don't you guys just say the first word

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that pops into your head when I say...

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Seaford.

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- Seaford!
- No, no.

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It can't be seaford.

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- Any word but--
- but.

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No, no.

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Dude, just say what pops into your--

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Pops! Keep 'em coming, man. I'm in the zone.

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Forget it.

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Believe that?

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Try and help a guy.

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Kavanagh wouldn't even validate my parking...

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- Rudy!
- Hey.

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How'd it go over at swathmore?

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Actually, it's a-- it's a funny story.

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I, uh-- I went down there and--

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This is totally going to make you laugh.

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Um... The kid who took the flag

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is now the headmaster.

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It's funny, huh?

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It's funny!

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So you asked for the flag back and he said no?

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Yeah. Not only that--

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But he said when he took the flag

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Seaford high officially became

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the home of the losers.

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You know what-- that's it.

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If they won't give us our flag back,

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We're gonna take it.

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Then you know what you guys could do--

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You could climb up on that general swathmore statue

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in front of the library and put a big bra on it.

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And one of those adulty diapers on the horse.

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wouldn't that be so...

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Wouldn't that-- diaper in the--

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or you guys could just go get the flag back.

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You know it will be a lot easier

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if we had Eddie and Kim here to help us find the flag.

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Nah, Kim's building a float for the parade

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and Eddie's in the pearl of seaford pageant.

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No, wait. Swap 'em.

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Now we just have to blend in.

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Put these caramel jolly whoppers in your mouth

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and bite down.

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They'll make our teeth stick together

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and we'll sound just like 'em.

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- What?
- How is biting down on some candy

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gonna make us sound-- oh. Oh.

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Oh, it totally works.

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Milton, you're a genius.

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And I said, "Pull over, daddums,

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"I will not be caught dead in a white ferrari

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after memorial day."

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Seriously.

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What it do, girl?

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Hey, let's split up and find our flag.

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Just don't draw any attention to yourselves.

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- Let's go.
- Okay, cool.

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Jerry, is that you?

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huh? No.

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No, I'm, uh...

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Forrest.

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Locker.

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Forrest locker, the 28th.

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I know it's you, Jerry.

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And I know why you're here.

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You've come to take something that belongs to you.

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You're right.

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What will you do with it once it's yours?

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I don't know-- probably shove it in my pants and run out of here.

270
00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:02,759
Oh! Jerry, this is my boyfriend Monty.

271
00:12:02,794 --> 00:12:03,893
Monty...

272
00:12:03,928 --> 00:12:05,762
I'm leaving you for Jerry.

273
00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:06,963
Wait, what?

274
00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,998
I'm not Jerry. I'm, uh-- I'm forrest.

275
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,900
I've never met Claire, I've never seen Claire,

276
00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:13,635
and I don't know Claire. Tell him, Claire.

277
00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:19,774
Run, Forrest! Run!

278
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,950
Now, where would that flag be?

279
00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:31,821
Ooh!

280
00:12:31,855 --> 00:12:33,990
I've always wanted to try this.

281
00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:36,926
Mm, mm!

282
00:12:36,961 --> 00:12:39,062
Here we go. Ah!

283
00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:41,097
Whoo!

284
00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:47,636
Well, well, well.

285
00:12:47,671 --> 00:12:48,971
There you are, Mumford.

286
00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,940
Ready for our rematch?

287
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,942
En garde!

288
00:13:04,688 --> 00:13:05,821
Ha!

289
00:13:10,628 --> 00:13:12,062
Ohh!

290
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:17,967
Gah!

291
00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,736
You're not Mumford.

292
00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:21,771
You're that skinny geek from seaford high.

293
00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:22,872
Get him!

294
00:13:22,906 --> 00:13:25,808
Aah!

295
00:13:28,845 --> 00:13:31,046
Flag's gotta be around here somewhere.

296
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,881
Oh!

297
00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:36,051
This guy is daffy for taffy.

298
00:13:44,861 --> 00:13:48,697
As you know, this Saturday is our yearly humiliation

299
00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:50,833
of seaford high during the parade.

300
00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:53,002
And that Rudy tootie fellow gave me a great idea.

301
00:13:53,037 --> 00:13:55,302
This year, we're going to take it up a notch

302
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:56,931
by flying their flag

303
00:13:57,017 --> 00:13:59,810
from our pirate ship float.

304
00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:01,979
Does anyone else notice my grizzly inching forward?

305
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,555
Oh!

306
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:12,889
Thank you.

307
00:14:12,924 --> 00:14:14,557
I am out.

308
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:17,961
That bear ate me during a camping trip two years ago.

309
00:14:17,995 --> 00:14:19,190
Whoo!

310
00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:20,379
This is a fake bear.

311
00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:22,550
Well, then my excuse makes no sense,

312
00:14:22,553 --> 00:14:24,567
which means I should probably just-- just go.

313
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:25,868
Get him!

314
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:35,010
Whoa!

315
00:14:38,618 --> 00:14:40,307
Beautiful, Mary Beth.

316
00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,718
Just beautiful.

317
00:14:42,752 --> 00:14:45,191
Okay. Up next is Kim Crawford

318
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,689
doing an interpretive dance.

319
00:14:47,723 --> 00:14:49,491
I can't wait.

320
00:14:50,994 --> 00:14:52,861
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay.

321
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,718
Now let's kick it.

322
00:15:16,753 --> 00:15:19,555
This is my jam!

323
00:15:33,669 --> 00:15:36,470
They're gonna fly our flag on their float?

324
00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:38,939
That taffy-tugging tyrant!

325
00:15:38,974 --> 00:15:41,742
Guys, I've been thinking about this.

326
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:42,943
I think I've got a solution.

327
00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:44,912
Yeah, me too.

328
00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:46,514
Really? What have you got?

329
00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,616
Uh, no. No. I don't know.

330
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:49,850
I thought you were gonna go first,

331
00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,719
And I was just gonna say, "That's what I was thinking."

332
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:56,556
All the floats start in that hangar by the train station.

333
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:59,792
What if we got our flag back before the parade starts?

334
00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:02,629
Yep, that's what I was thinking. Mm-hmm.

335
00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:04,531
How are we going to get near their float?

336
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,633
All the swathmore kids know what we look like.

337
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,536
They'll be guarding that flag.

338
00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:11,839
Guys, I finished our float.

339
00:16:11,874 --> 00:16:13,475
- Great! - Awesome.

340
00:16:13,509 --> 00:16:14,642
What is it?

341
00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:18,613
It's a replica of the screaming log of seaford.

342
00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:21,716
Oh, legend has it that the founder of our town

343
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:22,818
Crawled into a hollow log

344
00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:24,786
To survive the harsh winter of 1808.

345
00:16:24,821 --> 00:16:26,889
Why do they call it the "Screaming log"?

346
00:16:26,923 --> 00:16:29,758
Unfortunately, a family of wolverines

347
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:30,959
had the same idea.

348
00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:35,597
Guys...

349
00:16:35,631 --> 00:16:37,966
I think I know how we're gonna get our flag back.

350
00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:43,739
All right, Claire. Here's your question.

351
00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:47,577
Why do you think you should be the pearl of seaford?

352
00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:51,514
I'm rich, I'm pretty,

353
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:53,516
And...

354
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:54,717
World peace!

355
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:55,818
Thank you, thank you.

356
00:16:57,622 --> 00:17:00,524
No, thank you, Claire.

357
00:17:00,558 --> 00:17:02,492
I think we're all better people...

358
00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:04,494
Having heard that-- huh? Aren't we?

359
00:17:04,528 --> 00:17:06,696
yeah...

360
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,864
Okay, Kimberly. Your turn.

361
00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,865
Seriously?

362
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,433
A 26.

363
00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:12,601
Well, let me tell you--

364
00:17:12,636 --> 00:17:14,536
If this is what you think is good,

365
00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:16,839
then I'm obviously not your pearl.

366
00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:18,907
Did I mention I take in homeless whales?

367
00:17:18,942 --> 00:17:21,710
Stuff it, Claire.

368
00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:22,845
You know, let me tell you--

369
00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:24,580
If I was the pearl,

370
00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:27,650
I wouldn't just represent the rich and the pretty people.

371
00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:29,586
I'd represent everyone--

372
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,822
From the hardworking women in the factories

373
00:17:31,856 --> 00:17:34,891
to the guy at the doughnut shop that eats all the napkins.

374
00:17:34,926 --> 00:17:36,793
Well, maybe not him.

375
00:17:36,828 --> 00:17:38,896
Well, you know what--

376
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,564
Even him.

377
00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:42,533
Because that's who we are in seaford.

378
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,835
A bunch of crazy, napkin-eating nuts.

379
00:17:56,948 --> 00:17:59,482
You are a pearl, Kim.

380
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,484
An undeniable pearl.

381
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:02,786
- - ohh!

382
00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:09,626
Okay, people. We're rolling out in five minutes.

383
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:11,528
Use the bathrooms now.

384
00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:13,897
We all remember what happened to that man last year

385
00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,599
In the swan costume.

386
00:18:18,936 --> 00:18:20,704
Uh, hey, Eddie.

387
00:18:20,739 --> 00:18:21,839
What is that thing?

388
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,908
Screaming log of seaford.

389
00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:25,810
Um, don't you think you're gonna look a little silly

390
00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:27,511
Pushing that thing down main street?

391
00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:29,547
Kim, you do know

392
00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:31,649
You're sitting in a clam, don't you?

393
00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:35,853
Well played.

394
00:18:37,956 --> 00:18:39,757
What is that thing?

395
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,593
Some kind of a sea turd?

396
00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:45,496
Your float's a joke.

397
00:18:45,531 --> 00:18:46,764
Ha ha! Joke's on you!

398
00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:50,935
Ha ha! Joke's on you!

399
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:53,603
Eddie, open the stupid latch.

400
00:18:53,638 --> 00:18:55,605
Oh, my bad.

401
00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:00,088
Ha ha! Ha ha!

402
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,275
The joke's on you!

403
00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:03,547
We've come to get our flag back.

404
00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:06,450
Oh, oh, foot's asleep.

405
00:19:07,219 --> 00:19:07,886
Let's go.

406
00:19:09,489 --> 00:19:10,689
They're taking the ship!

407
00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:15,929
Oh!

408
00:19:21,836 --> 00:19:23,704
You're just a seaford high loser.

409
00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:24,872
And so are your friends.

410
00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:27,475
En garde!

411
00:19:27,509 --> 00:19:29,677
- Aah!
- Whoa.

412
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,881
Two minutes.

413
00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,916
Two minutes, please.

414
00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:40,823
Jack!

415
00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:49,801
Great.

416
00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:51,769
Whoa!

417
00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:55,908
Oh, you get back in your clam

418
00:19:55,942 --> 00:19:58,578
right now, young lady.

419
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,947
Whoa!

420
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,585
I got it, I got it, I got it!

421
00:20:37,619 --> 00:20:38,753
Whoa!

422
00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:40,922
Really?

423
00:20:40,957 --> 00:20:42,957
Thanks for your help.

424
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,725
I heard you won the pageant.

425
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,994
You're looking at the new pearl of seaford.

426
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,596
Uh... This is yours.

427
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:53,533
So, uh, is the pearl too good

428
00:20:53,568 --> 00:20:54,935
to take a ride with her friends on a log?

429
00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:56,970
No way! Let's do this.

430
00:20:57,004 --> 00:20:59,539
Kimberly, it's go time.

431
00:20:59,573 --> 00:21:00,907
Let's get back in your clam, girl.

432
00:21:00,941 --> 00:21:02,642
- - uh-oh.

433
00:21:03,844 --> 00:21:07,615
Guys, I think I might be really, really hurt.

434
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:09,851
I'm driving that clam over to the hospital.

435
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,519
You think this is okay?

436
00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:19,219
Us taking their ship?

437
00:21:19,304 --> 00:21:20,530
They abandoned it.

438
00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:21,555
We might as well.

439
00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:23,243
I feel so bad for Eddie.

440
00:21:23,338 --> 00:21:24,813
He worked so hard on his log.

441
00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:26,936
I'm driving a pirate ship!

442
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,294
Spout your blowholes in the morning

443
00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:33,017
Spout your blowholes in the night

444
00:21:33,097 --> 00:21:34,859
Seaford whales, we stand united

445
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,819
Seaford whales, let's fight fight fight!

446
00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:41,419
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